Tuesday, November 4, 2008

1 2 X U

Normally, I don't give a damn. But when it comes to friends, we should be more honest with one another.

We all have problems, who doesn't?

Should share this with the ones that you're most comfortable with. That is... Your long time buddies.

Doesn't need a psychologist to understand such behaviour. But avoiding your friends that you could trust is simply stupid. Then who should you talk about this to? Your colleagues who rarely (most of the time never) give you any support of any kind?

I'm a loser or I'm not worthy kinda attitude just plain suck when you're among your set of friends. If they're your friends, then they'll accept you in whatever "form" you may be.

So why being such a "whinoceros"?

Celebrate true friends. True friends won't judge you by seeing what car you're driving, the house you live in, or even how fat your paycheck is. In fact, true friends are non-judgemental.

Life is too short to be engaged in arguments or hatred.

It'll just make you older, faster...

Being remorseful during your remaining days of existence... Ain't pretty...

Trust me... After all...


I am your long time buddy!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Loser!

This one specially goes to lucu mak ko, coolit babi and a sucker who used drhalimahali as it's nickname... (lack of idea and originality).

I put these nicks as loser because my instinct tells me that they are the same person... ops... Same loser!

Put your cowardice comments elsewhere.

I can tolerate bullshits but this one really gets on my nerves.

If any of you who thinks that RACISM is the way of life then please stop putting your comments on this blog. It'll be as wasted as sperm on your bathroom walls. I will be happy to delete them forever.

Please FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!

Word.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Power Of Equality

in Borhan mode

Jika setiap manusia diberikan hak/peluang yang sama...

Semua sepatutnya bersetuju dan berpuas hati...

Jika ada juga yang membuat bising dan tidak bersetuju...

MEREKA INI ADALAH ORANG-ORANG YANG TAMAK!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

"Baby, I Love You..."


Rugilah buang bayi...
tak dapat pakaikan baby onesie Led Zepp...
or singlet Ramones...
Celebrate life!
Let's be more forgiving... Shall we?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

Junkies Running Dry...

For the first time I spent RM111.87 refueling my 2002 Iswara...full tank.

Is that an achievement? Should I be proud or something?

Does anyone know how much does the solar or electric-powered car cost?

What???? That much ah???

Nevermind...I'll stick to bicycle then...Thanks..

Geeezzz...

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One interesting fact about these solar and electric powered vehicles... They should have been 'commercially' roaming the streets since 1990's but all the major oil/petroleum companies had made some agreements that 'the world' needs to utilise this source until it really runs dry. So no solar powered cars until then. Period!

Selfish? Stupid? Greedy?

I’d say all of them…

Thursday, June 5, 2008

"BICYCLE RACE, anyone?"

Specially dedicated to all petrol consumers…
Oil price is hiking, so let’s start biking.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate forVietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Thursday, May 29, 2008

"There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"

Yes. Thanks Sheriff for putting me behind you and sing "Come on baby let's do the locomotion..." and shaking my booty ala Kylie Minogue. That's a cute one...yeah!

Yes. I've been tagged and it came by surprise. Or whatever...Here goes nothing...

1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’ve been tagged, and to read your blog.

1) Whenever I hold a guitar, I will immediately play a D or C chords, cuz I can easily placed my fingers on the fret boards.

2) I’m not so good in remembering routes or how to get to places where I’ve been to.

3) I think my childhood was really gloomy. Our electricity and water supplies were cut so we lighted candles up at night. We have to seek our neighbour’s kindness in supplying some water for our daily usage. Sometimes, we will steal water right from our own sealed (by JKR, then) pipe.

4) Again, when I was very young, my family usually have only fried eggs, rice and dash of soy sauce (kicap cap ayam) for lunch and dinner. We’ve been eating these for many years.

5) I hate people who said that they’re miserable when they have lots of money to spend. They said that they can have anything but LOVE. ‘Gimme your money, I’ll give you love that you can’t ever imagine. Period!’

6) I speak not as good as I write. Not that my writing is very good though…

7) I will subconsciously twist my hair whenever I’m concentrating on something except while having sex.

8) I ‘think’ I have a very big dick.



Now I'm tagging:

1) Alia Baizura

2) j or ji

3) Mohd Jayzuan

4) Si Penjilat

5) Pol

6) Pipi

7) I-Sina

8) John Hafiz

"Come on baby let's do the locomotion..."

Don't curse me... Curse Kylie... ;P

Thursday, May 8, 2008

There Was A Time...



Some said that they're The Ramones from Down Under...
I just thought they rocked harder...


Nevermind the bollocks,
Here comes The Hard-Ons!


p/s: Sheriff, this one's well kept in my possession... :P

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

What's underneath "The Strobe Light"?


The songs : Recommended at parties.

The hair-do: Not recommended at anytime BUT i dare you! ;P

p/s: I lost this album too. Whoever borrowed it can you please gimme back? Dickhead!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Good For My Soul


One of the best works from the Reid brothers. Eventhough, avid followers prefer the older albums such as "Automatic" and "Darklands", "Honey's Dead" will remain as my favourite album by Jesus And Mary Chain. I listened to it when I was 17 and had lost the tape few years later.

I would really love to have it back. Can anybody help me?

Help me to find it's way to my soul... just like how the words go...

"She can take the world on another journey into her soul..."

Hey Jealousy!

"Old friendship evaporates fast under the cruel hands of jealousy..."

So true. I wish I could write something like that...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

SKULLS...(terjemahan: Tengkorak Hang!)

Hi! How is it goin'? It's been awhile.

Though I feel like I got so many things to talk about and to share with you guys but I just don't know where to begin and how to begin with... what the??...

Let's leave it that way...

I was and still particularly busy doing some shits and stuffs for a...

Okay, maybe none of your interest... so...

Let's leave it that way...

I know that there's one of the LAMEST movies playing all over Malaysia now where they showed people who can spin their cars , round and round they go. Driving full speed (but I think they rolled the tape faster to speed things up) in the heart of Kuala Lumpur macam bapak diorang punya jalan. Supercars, Supermacho and Supersucks!

Apart from all the Road Safety Awareness campaign aired on billboard and electronic media, yet superfast killing machines and moron drivers with pure machismo bullshit still been approved to be idolised in our local cinemas. Kesian Malaysia...

Grand Brilliance (Brilliance?) , Skop Productions and Usop Selam anak beranak suck all the way... I wish they will all be ran over by those speeding cars and rot next to the road. Their carcass will be eaten by the scavengers and the likes. When they're only skulls and bones left... they'll rise as ghosts haunting the fast car drivers. They'll then kill 'em all until the last driver or till the last drop of blood...

And from this so called urban legend, will give inspiration to directors such as Prof Mak Dia Razak Mohaideen to make a low budget scary movie but expecting box office hits together with millions of ringgit paycheck.

And he'll be telling, "Saya akan membuat filem yang boleh meng"educate" penonton di Malaysia. Cerita kita tidak kurang hebatnya jika dibandingkan dengan cerita-cerita di Hollywood sana tu..."during press conferences and shits.

I feel so overwhelmed with education from these remarks.... Don't you???

E A T S H I T ! ! ! !

Friday, March 7, 2008

Living In Darkness...



“Like I just figured the Beatles came up with the stuffs like ‘She Loves You’, I figured I just write the stuffs like ‘She Doesn’t Love You’ or something…”- Mike Palm (1981 Interview)


So true... heartfelt words penned down by Mike in his songs were the new testament (then) for those manic-depressive goons... and losers. Sorry yet unapologetic. Wild yet tame at heart. Miserablist...Rejoice!








Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Survivor

Had stumbled upon this forum while busy searching for the Professor's photo. Wonder why couldn't fine any... hmmmmm....

Anyway, please cast your vote if you like.

Otherwise, just wait till...

...The tribe has spoken.

Then sing the theme song, "ariya-riya-riyo-weh"(i guess this how it sounds like..hehehe)

Sad Movies Always Make Me Cry…

I’m hoping just for once that this guy will sing me this line…


“Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I've held
It pays my way, but it corrodes my soul..”


Read here for his “brilliant” insight on our local movie industry and how fat paychecks had never been his main motivation when creating his “masterpieces”. Yeah, right!


If you really gonna read it, please don’t miss that one chart title that reads :

“Carta Pecah Panggung”

C’mon Berita Harian… you guys can do better than that...

p/s: In prison they will call it as “Carta Pecah Punggung”.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

"Video Killed the Radio Star" continues...


"If I'm doing movie review for a mag/newspaper... I'll be jobless by now." - Bob Dyldo


3) SURF’S UP!
About: A penguin named Cody Maverick (Shia LaBeouf) who’s trying to fulfill his destiny in becoming the greatest surfer by winning a surfing contest in Pen Gu island. Going through many obstacles and at the same time made new friends such as Chicken Joe(Jon Heder), Lani (Zooey Deschanel) and Big Z (Jeff Bridges) along the process.

Comments: Surfing penguins… so what else can you expect? Oh yes, surfing chicken too… You’ll have some good laughs. Suitable for all ages.

4) HOT FUZZ
About: An overachiever police officer named Nicolas Angel (Simon Pegg) from London who got transferred to the countryside. A sleepy village where everything seems to be calm and pacify but was actually controlled by a group of “watchers” who were responsible in making crime scenes looked like accidents. The village’s police officers were not much of a help too since they have been too comfortable with the tranquility of the surroundings and accused Angel as having delusions and cravings for some actions. Once truth was revealed, all hell breaks loose!

Comments: Thriller, action and comedy all in one. I love watching Danny Butterman’s (Nick Frost) dead pan acting. He’s being childishly amused by Angel’s history and experiences. For me, the funniest scene would be the shooting in the air, imitating Keanu Reeves in “Point Break”. Not recommended to all Gerak Khas The Movie’s fans.

5) HE WAS A QUIET MAN
About: Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) has been working in a place where he feels he doesn’t belong and been constantly ignored by his co-workers. He was about to lose it one day but someone had already made the bloodiest decision in having a shooting rampage at the office. Bob managed to pull the trigger which saved his life from falling prey. This incident however had made him had the opportunity to save a girl’s life who happens to be the one he’s been “fantasizing” about all along.

Comments: Not recommended to all losers who got a gun kept in their drawer. Lesson to be learned here is, to be careful if you are an office bully. The one you might think to be the biggest loser at your office might be the one who’ll be pulling the trigger at you any time soon or worst, activating a time bomb. Well, I don’t know about you but I’m going to write a greeting card to someone at my office now. Don’t ask me why. I just feel like… OK!

I’m so done with all this movie marathon thingy…

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Shy guy (?)

I'll be at this joint tonight.

If I can conquer my stage-fright, I will be singing few songs.

So come and see me (make fool out of myself again).

"Saya akan membawa rumah itu ke bawah..."

Go figure!

Friday, February 15, 2008

"Video Killed the Radio Star"


Despite having tight daily routine, juggling chores with other tiring shits, I manage to squeeze some time last weekend on having my own movie marathon. Thanks to the "Pirates of The Ampangean" in supplying such an outstanding quality of DVDs for my viewing pleasure.

I was left skeptic at first when Captain Jack Sparrow told me that " Tak boleh test sekarang sebab line tak clear. Lepas pukul 7.30pm, baru boleh. .Don't worry la, gambar cantik." I can only pray that I don't get conned by his utmost responsible customer service assurance. True, that it can be exchanged with a new one should the copy is faulty but going through a painstakingly long journey back to the source is not my idea of a fun weekend. Ain't we all, eh?

Fortunately, it was true what Captain Sparrow had promised me. Even pirates nowadays have good business ethics in ensuring customer satisfaction. I'm so fucking impressed!

As I'm not much of a movie reviewer, I won't be laying down all the details here about the movies watched but rather gladly sharing briefly the "about" and some personal views of some sort.

1) JUNO
About : Story about an unexpected pregnancy for a 16th year old school girl, Juno (Ellen Page) who irresponsibly, getting the boyfriend Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera), to do her without having any protection on. Excellent! With the help of supportive parents and friend, managed to go through the whole 3 trimesters in ease (that’s how the movie portrays it). Oh yes, as Juno was not ready to be a mother just yet, she had also made an arrangement to get the baby adopted by a couple (played by Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner).

Comments: Ok. My review sucks. You don’t have to tell me that. :P What I admire so much about the movie is how people can be so open with the issue and worked things out collaboratively. I guess, the main intention of the movie was to show how easy things could be if people are looking into the problem in a different perspective and act rationally. The issue was way much easier to handle. Imagine if the direction of the movie was influenced by certain beliefs or customs… Juno might be running away from home, met a pimp, left her newborn baby at the dumpster or sell him to a middleman that’ll transport him to Thailand to be a child labor. Of course not… If yes, then the title will be changed to “Oliver Twist : Prequel”. Cheh!

Songs in this movie are kinda cool. Mostly folk tunes. The “Anything Else But You” by Moldy Peaches should be a big hit by now. Grab your guitar, in the key of G, sing “You’re a part time lover, full time friend...” And watch out for Michael Cera. I’m guessing he’s gonna be the next Pierre Andre. Double cheh! :P

2) SUPERBAD
About : 3 close school friends who are trying to impress (and to get laid with) the girls of their dreams, by getting booze for a party using fake id. A misadventure, which involves crashing to a stranger’s party and hanging out with 2 weirdo cops.

Comments: How’s my summary? Sucks? I know :P Go watch it if you haven’t. It’s hilarious. Again, Michael Cera in some way got the same type of character played in JUNO. Only this time he didn’t impregnate his girlfriend. A friendly reminder, should you watch this together with your sister/brother/nephew/niece or anybody who is quite.. ehem!...immature, please be prepared to answer questions pertaining to the “drawings” during the credits. Good luck!

I’m so beat. To be continued…

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The One(s) I love…

This one goes out to the one I love,
This one goes out to the one I left behind…
- R.E.M.

What a bummer!

It’s already mid Feb 2008 and where’s my manners? (as if I have any)
Happy New Year. Happy Muslim New Year. Happy Chinese New Year. Happy Valentine’s… happy, happy, happy!
May this year brings Joy and Prosperity to everybody.
More (+)isms and less (-)isms, but who am I to judge what’s wrong or right, eh?

The choice is all yours.

I choose to be merry!

p/s : I also forgot to wish you last year (you know who you are) A Merry Christmas… or Maulidul Rasul (Nabi) Isa (as how Hishamuddin Rais prefers to call it). I’ve also fail to finish the Illustrated History of the Electric Guitar book… major bummer!