Thursday, November 29, 2007

"Caress Me Down" Coz "I Wanna Be A Homosexual"...

Specially dedicated to all my Ron Jeremy posse and the latter, is specially for those who still feel uncomfortable with all this gay thingy. Hehehe....

1) Sublime - Caress Me Down

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I’m hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie
if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..
so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn’t know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

chorus: (repeat)
and it went uuh caress me down
uhh and that’s the lovin’ sound

when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny
cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity
when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy
she give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning

en otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mixie
y su hermana si me quiere
y ahorita tenemos un bebé

sus padres sus padres me trataron matar
but they did not get to far
un poco después tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero cuz you know I’m a star

yo fui a Costa Rica para comer y sufriar
practicaba con la raza cuz they know who we are
sí no le dió cuenta and I bet you never will
you must be a muñeca if you’re still standing still

chorus (repeat)

me gusta reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita

Pon la nalga en el aire if you know who you are
con el nalga en el aire empieza gritar
no tenga miedo I’m your papí
take your chones y los manden a mí

levanta levanta tienes que gritar
levanta levanta tienes que bailar

chorus (repeat)

and the girls caressed me down
and that’s the lovin’ sound

[Translation]:
nice to meet ya my name’s bradley I’m hornier than ron jeremy ......

on the other side is where I used to live
with my girlfriend named mixie
and her sister if she wants me
and now we have a baby

her parents her parents tried to kill me
but they did not get too far
a little later I had to come back
with a shitload of money cuz you know I’m a star

I went to Costa Rica to eat and mess around
I practiced with the race (of people) cuz they know who we are
you didn't figure it out and I bet you never will
you must be a manequin if you’re still standing still

chorus

I like reggae
I like punk rock
but the thing I like most of all is pussy

Put your butt in the air if you know who you are
with your butt in the air we begin to yell
don’t be afraid, I’m your daddy
take your underwear and send them to me

get up, get up you have to shout
get up, get up you have to dance

chorus

and the girls ....



2) SCREECHING WEASEL - I Wanna Be A Homosexual

I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man.
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man.
A beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag oh yeah.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be

Call me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be a homosexual.


Bob Dyldo : "All these sounds like fun, eh?"...

5 comments:

content said...

I wanna be seedddateeedddd....

lidah said...

hahaha.. kau update setahun skali ke sekarang?

Bob Dyldo said...

content - yeah! I wanna be well...

lidah - aku busy la pervert! takde idea dan jugak takde sape2 or ape2 yang worth bashing sekarang ni... :P

Mandingo said...

pagi buta pkl 2...terstumble satu blog tetiba ada gambar Ron Jeremy teringat kisah lampau zaman remaja dulu...hehehe first film lakonan ron jeremy bernama wicked wish ...baca lagi peminat lagu Pixies...cool band fav song saya isla del encata and this monkey gone to heaven...Salute to you...

Bob Dyldo said...

Mandingo - Salute! Memetik kate2 arwah Tan Sri P.Ramlee, "Ron Jeremy dan Pixies, tak dapat dipisahkan..." hehehe...

p/s : saye suke intensity dalam lagu Hang Wire... waduhhh, asek skali dong!