Wednesday, October 24, 2007

It's a "Punky Reggae Party"...

Yeah! Let’s celebrate the latest addition of rip-off artists. Manipulative motherfucker at it’s best. Rejoice!

Name : Sean Kingston
Lame! "Kingston" is important to associate singer with homeland Jamaica (How true? Make your own research!). Fusing pop to all reggae/dance/ragga muffin kinda tunes. Another Sean Paul in the making but less handsome. A whole lot less!

New meaning for “HIT SONG” is – HITting on others’ creativity in order to get SONG(s) you can called your own. Shithead!

1) Beautiful Girls – A rip off tune from 1960s Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me”. For details read here. Melody and tempo have been slightly changed, meant to conceal agenda.


2) Me Love – Another rip off tune from the great Led Zeppelin’s “D’yer M’ker”. Again, read here for details. He can at least try to change the melody of the chorus, but hey! who cares about ethical conduct? “Me no EC punkrocker, mon!”

The only good thing about this Bozo is he gets to cuddle all the beautiful girls despite his un-commercial looks. That’s the true Ron Jeremy spirit!

Jamaica Boleh…mon!

7 comments:

content said...

LOL! I know that you gonna do this post, after Rihanna's "umbrella", of course, "beautiful girls" that makes you feel 'suicidal' must be given a special mention in Fakingorgasm! All hail the true spirit of Ron Jeremy! :)

Bob Dyldo said...

content - yep, totally. I never feel "suicidal" even when listening to Suicidal Tendencies. :)

Lucius Maximus said...

id rather be ron jeremy than sean kingston...

alia detsiwt said...

after so much mention of ron jeremy, i just had to look him up and gave myself a super smack on the ass for doing so. cisss...

the guy was a porn hero? uhmm... i cant imagine.

Bob Dyldo said...

lucius max - who's not, when it comes to cuddling girls with your "d"...hahaha..

alia detsiwt - if u can't imagine then fantasize... :P

alia detsiwt said...

i'd rather not dude... i'd rather not.
auto felatio is super but... his physics bothers me. fuhhh...

*wink!*

Sharina said...

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates Sean Kingston.