Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Sing it!




Besides superpower, cape, mask, tight suit, inner garment cum outer garment, what else do you think that associates with superheroes?... What? Good looks? You might not seen “The Incredible Hulk” just yet…

No, not good looks. You are not a complete superhero until you have your own theme song…that’s it! Fucking theme song. How can you remember a superhero without the theme song?

To recall certain superhero is going to be quite vague if only by referring to the episodes in comics or their moves or how they look like. Because all of them in a way or another, share the same concept of superpower, cape, mask, tight suit, inner garment cum outer garment etc. Even I cannot tell whether Elektra or Wonder Woman have larger boobs (but maybe Wonder Woman looks like having bigger boobs since she’s been endorsed by Wonder Bra. Come on, don’t tell me you don’t know this. Then how did the bra company got the name at the first place?)

So, by having a theme song, a superhero can be easily recognised and remembered. As I’m being the latest addition of the superheroes but not that Marvel or DC posse, I also have my own theme song which had been ripped off from the famous cartoon character who likes to help people by building shits and stuffs. He’s okay since he got a talking bulldozer and cement mixer. Say goodbye to KITT, Knight!

Whoever feels like having some shagging, sucking, licking and sometimes fingering here and there, please sing this song 7 times in the morning, 4 times in the afternoon and 11 times at night and I will come to the rescue after 3 days. I will come sooner if you are living approximately within 30 km radius from where I live. So start singing!

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
4 names that you don’t wanna screw
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Banging each other, they get the job done

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Fingering and licking till it's good as new
Bob and the gang make a really good sound
Shagging all day till the sun goes down

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

It's a perfect blowjob
Can you swallow it
Right
Left a bit, right a little,
O.K. straight down (oh yeah!)
We can handle any position
Look out, here we cum
Can we suck it Yes
Can we lick it Yes
Can we finger it Yes

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Kissing and shagging, having so much fun
Banging each other, they get the job done
Can we suck it Yes
Can we lick it Yes
Can we finger it Yes

Bob the Dyldo
(Yeah!)
Bob the Dyldo
All together now

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
(Bob... Fantastic) Yes, we can

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can

Bob the Dyldo
Can we shove it
Bob the Dyldo
Yes, we can
We'd better get some work done (Yeah, right!)

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